These Icky Orders.

Hey uncle Axel, my Metapod used harden.

hyperion-bloodfest:

gotitmemorized:

hyperion-bloodfest:

….cool story, bro.

Aren’t you liked… married. And have a boyfriend.

At the same time or something. Wow being a slut runs in the family huh?

I’m not married. I’m a free bitch. I’m free to creep on you all I want.

But I you and

okay… knock yourself out.

holydragoonknight:

Funny, Light didn’t break any bones or appendages when i hit on her awkwardly…

 it’s cuz she wants my body, she just likes be rough.

(Source: lordcommanderhighwind)

penis tho

(Source: aspertia)

It’s the magical leopluradon~*~*~*~

lolwhut.

i have this weird feeling that i might be on people’s crushes

fuucriesherwaythrusex:

aka

:3

 omg Fuu I justfwklenkwneglkn

<3

(Source: tasting-lilac)

lexy-loves-you:

flurry-of-dancing-flames:

lexy-loves-you:

flurry-of-dancing-flames:

 lexy-loves-you replied to your post: Hi, i’m officially sick.

I’m going to make it suck more. ;DDDDDD

Oh. Hello Lex. You are back. How… are… you…?

….Am I going to fast for you…?

What even, bro. What. Even.

=.=

I’m fine.

 I’m just messing with you xD Welcome back.

;DDD <3 That’s more like it.

 Yeah yeah, don’t get used to it. I’m only being civilized for now.